March 30, 2005

A Salute to PG Tips

The monkey is going
to find among the leaves
a cup of tea

he went shopping
afterwards
but couldn't find anything to buy
so he gave it all up

and went to Africa

Posted by doomed1 at 9:03 PM

March 25, 2005

Chocolate coated and shaped like a bear

I want to rhyme gelada
with Salada.
Hooray!
I already did.

Posted by doomed1 at 3:38 PM

March 24, 2005

Growth and Innovation Framework

The monkey wanted to live
in a high skill, high wage economy
with high productivity growth
and innovative world-class technologies
where creative entrepreneurship is rewarded
and success is celebrated.

The next day
the monkey had a brain haemorrage
and wanted a new paradigm
where he could exist on invalid's benefit
in peace.

Posted by doomed1 at 8:06 PM

March 21, 2005

Nycticebus coucang

When the manager
employed the loris
he didn't expect
the endless territorial marking.
The loris thinks work
is a piece of piss
but takes great care
to handle each piece of paper
no fewer than three times.

Posted by doomed1 at 7:29 PM | Comments (2)

March 16, 2005

Tamarillo

The tamarin isn't in
he's gone to Japan
to sit in the sand
or maybe the snow
I don't know
why don't you go and ask him?

Posted by doomed1 at 8:13 PM