The monkey published a book
on the problems of the world
including
climate change
and the high level of resource wastage
in the first world.
Ten cents
from the sale of every copy
was donated to environmental charities
It was a runaway bestseller
(particularly the hardback edition -
if you bought that
you could enter a competition
to win a brand new
car.)
The monkey went on a book tour
flying first class
because he only had a limited time
and wanted to be fresh
for each engagement.