http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/ The monkey's not listening, he's gone out to the kitchen to pile the dishes and answer the phone - Roger Waters en-us 2007-01-16T13:53:05+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001862.html The monkey wants a job He'd like to be employed if only he could find the time to do the dishes.... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:53:05+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001861.html The monkey's a hypocrite lives in the west but what can you do except try your best if no-one tried then things would be worse and we can't change the world unless we try to change first.... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:51:42+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001860.html An infinity of monkeys got inside my head they tried to tell me that Shakespeare was dead they didn't see why they should type a load of old Elizabethan tripe what they really wanted was a modern novel or two... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:50:42+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001859.html The monkey published a book on the problems of the world including climate change and the high level of resource wastage in the first world. Ten cents from the sale of every copy was donated to environmental charities It was... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:48:47+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001858.html The orangutan had the office the chimps had cubicles like the gibbons The chimps complained gibbons are only lesser apes and the Pan Troglodyte peons wanted work spaces to reflect their status as great apes... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:47:13+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001857.html The orangutan wanted a mission statement. A strategic one. He wanted to define his outcomes to see if there were learnings that he could utilise to enhance his focus to apply to key goals. As he swung through the trees... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:46:48+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001856.html The Gorilla simply sat at the bottom of the ladder and munched through some vegetation... doomed1 2007-01-16T13:44:23+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001834.html The chimpanzees hunted the monkeys on the other rungs of the ladder and did hostile takeovers. It's a chimp-eat-monkey world.... doomed1 2006-12-22T10:30:40+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001799.html The bonobos ignored the ladder and set up a consultancy to conduct team building bonobo style. So everyone could get to know each other better.... doomed1 2006-11-24T15:54:11+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001325.html The gibbon had problems until they turned the ladder sideways and he could brachiate along it. (He didn't get promoted, spent the rest of his working life just hanging around.)... doomed1 2006-04-27T15:48:38+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001313.html Climbing up the corporate ladder was tricky for the Orang-utan. He wished it was a corporate tree.... doomed1 2006-04-20T08:20:44+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001132.html the slow loris ran out of inspiration the hiatus will continue till creativity resumes... doomed1 2005-11-13T13:13:45+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001114.html Norfolk was a monkey his girlfriend left didn't say why or goodbye. A sad monkey. A puzzled monkey. A monkey puzzled, Norfolk pined.... doomed1 2005-10-24T14:50:54+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001105.html When the ape took a job he didn't realise that one of his key tasks would be wasting time to look busy. He did his work quickly he didn't get to leave they gave him more. So he slowed down... doomed1 2005-10-16T11:31:17+11:00 http://www.additiverich.com/monkeypoem/archives/001095.html The ape ate a grape and choked.... doomed1 2005-10-09T18:42:00+11:00