October 15, 2004

You in trouble now boss

I'm loose! Hahahaha!

Our favourite long-haired beardy skirt-wearing carnivorous plant-growing body decoration freak has put up a post about tattoos.

His point number four has a fatal flaw: any tattoo, even if it's under an inch square, is going to make the wearer look well 'ard if it's on their face. Like the dude I saw today who had about 5 small different colours tattoos on his cheeks, all of which seemed to be variations on The Blob. I wouldn't f**k with that boy. Even if he did say "Excuse me" in a girly voice as he pushed past me into a phone booth.

This has been a Joey Narcotic exclusive.

Posted by joey at October 15, 2004 12:23 PM
Comments

I'm never going to get a a tattoo because I know that five minutes after the bleeding stops I'd think of a better one I'd rather have in the same place.

Posted by: Pearce at October 15, 2004 3:45 PM

Our favourite long-haired beardy skirt-wearing carnivorous plant-growing body decoration freak is in town this week for his sister's wedding. I was thinking perhaps we should try and take him out for a beer or two. Anybody keen?

Posted by: David Ritchie at October 18, 2004 8:31 AM

Yes.

Posted by: Michael at October 18, 2004 12:16 PM


hey...

Posted by: billy at October 18, 2004 1:08 PM

Yup.

Posted by: Svend at October 18, 2004 1:56 PM

Keen!

Posted by: Pearce at October 18, 2004 3:42 PM

From the horse's mouth: "They get to Wellington next Tuesday (26th) and are here for about five days. Barring Thursday night (28th), I think their diary is as yet untrammelled by social engagement."

Jack may have his cell phone with him but I'll bail him up over the weekend.

Posted by: davidr at October 18, 2004 3:56 PM