February 23, 2005

Alan Moore, Arahan, Adieu (to boxes)...

I can never tell whether I'm ahead or behind of the curve, in terms of cult Internet stuff. For example, had everyone else seen Sinister ducks, with vocals by Alan Moore? Or the female version of Ronald McDonald, as envisioned by some Japanese advertising campaign?

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We've got a big deadline coming up, so it's no surprise that there's been a series of catastrophic IT problems that have stopped all work for hours. Yesterday's emergency had a delicious database center, which meant I had to come back from lunch and spend a couple of hours trying various approaches to sorting it out. I'm just very, very grateful that none of it was actually my fault.

I'm thinking about popping into Catholic Supplies and picking up devotional pictures of St Isodore of Seville, St Jerome, St Catherine of Alexandria, and maybe St Anthony (since it's losing data that we're worried about). And given our current situation, St Jude is pretty appropriate. :) Maybe St Veronica, too - though her official remit is laundresses, she's associated with photographers and filmmakers as well. And there's always Theodosius the Cenobriarch, since he appears to be the patron saint of file-makers...

Actually, Editorial has already done something like this - they have a Wall of Faith, with icons of various religions watching over them as they work.

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I popped to the parents house briefly to pick up a few things that I'd managed to forget, and Mum pointed out a box and a bunch of bags that I'd forgotten about. (In fact, when she mentioned them, I remembered thinking, "Huh, I bet I forget that I've put something here," when I put them there; in my defence, they were behind all the furniture.) In the box was a bunch of alcohol - I'd noticed that some of it was missing, but I'd disconsolately assumed that I'd left it behind at the flat. Of course, the ironic thing is that I don't drink by myself, so I can see that I'll probably end up just like Dad, with a bottle of Cointreau from thirty years ago. On the other hand, I'd be pretty happy to end up like my father in most things - possibly not in the amount of time he spends at work, but most things. ;)

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Saw Arahan on Wednesday, which is based on a South Korean cartoon, and by the same people as Volcano High. I quite liked it - things like an old kung-fu master complaining about lack of activity: "Nowdays I only levitate to change the lightbulb!" And there was a quote from the bad guy that I liked, too: "A sword can slaughter a pig, or cut through the world." I think that on the whole, I preferred VH, but it's certainly good fun.

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The saddest thing about unpacking, I found, was disposing of the boxes afterwards. Some of these boxes had "Brooklyn St Cafe" on them - that's the Todman St flat! And I think that some of the A4 paper boxes were even older than that. That these boxes, that served me so well for so long, were going to be collapsed and recycled... well, it seemed a little unfair. I saved some of them in the roofspace, but most of them are now in the garage, waiting for me to take them to recycle bin. But I'm glad I've taken the time to remember them here - thank you for your good and faithful container-ness, mighty cardboard guardians of my stuff. :)

Aaaand - that's all I got, for the moment.

Posted by svend at February 23, 2005 11:11 AM
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"You know what's better than leprechauns? Jesus. He's like, ten leprechauns!

Yeah, but much harder to catch. Stick with the leprechaun."

I'm not sure what breakfast cereal is associated with Jesus (All-Bran? God-O's?) but the idea, as I understand it from Homer, is to dig a hole in the forest and tip in the cereal. Then come back in the morning and sort through the Beings.

I understand that Jesus won't hit back (at least not until after the second punch) so you don't need to worry about him being annoyed at spending the night in a hole in the forest snacking on Divinity Lite.

Just go straight to the top. The Saints have to go to God for registration and quality control issues, presumably, so Jesus is the most direct route to resolve your problems!

Posted by: phreq at February 26, 2005 11:01 AM

That a good, aound, Protestant approach to things... but that's not the way we do things around here! ;)

Of course, since we're an inclusive company, I'm considering putting Babylonian wards against demons as a .gif in FileMaker's Program Files directory, and maybe an invocation to Kuan Yin - after all, one of our artist's main tools is Maya. (In multiple senses, I suppose. :) I dunno what a Discordian might use - maybe one of their koan?

GREATER POOP: Is Eris true?
MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Posted by: Svend at February 28, 2005 9:46 AM

I would suggest the Turkey-Curse when you have a cranky machine:

Magic Ritual - The Turkey Curse

Revealed by the Erisian Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to the evil Curse of Greyface. May well work for grumpy databases or fileservers.

The Turkey Curse works! It is firmly grounded on the fact that Greyface and his followers absolutely require an aneristic setting to function and that a timely introduction of eristic vibrations will neutralize their foundation. The Turkey Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes, and if introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting, (like a poet working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at worst, simply annoying. It is not designed for use against negative eristic vibes, although it can be used as an eristic vehicle to introduce positive vibes into a misguided eristic setting. In this instance it would be the responsibility of the Erisian (or Tinite) Magician to manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to be achieved. CAUTION - all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire. Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE
Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyface you wish to short-circut, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant loudly and clearly:

GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.

Note: This ritual is particularly effective when performed in a group.

Posted by: Grant at March 1, 2005 11:27 AM